It’s quarter past midnight and I don’t feel very tired. Reading Michael Pollan’s ‘This is your mind on plants’. It’s quite good. Though a slow start. Perhaps because I’m quite familiar with the subject. Some interesting anecdotes at times. I had an idea for a story about the 1000th boy to sleep with Betty Black:
- Timmy looks out the window of his house on a rainy day.
- Just as Timmy is starting to think he’ll be a virgin forever, betty black’s hump wagon appears outside his window.
- He opens the door and gets inside the wagon.
- 30 seconds later and Timmy has prematurely ejaculated, he’s officially not a virgin. Timmy exits the bus and we see a banner for a new world record: most men slept with in 24 hrs.
- With Timmy’s ejaculation, betty has broken the record. She puts a #1000 medal on a now stunned Timmy as paparazzi take photos.