Harry Gilson: Quarter Past Midnight

#14 - Published on January 3, 2026 - Est. 1 min read

It’s quarter past midnight and I don’t feel very tired. Reading Michael Pollan’s ‘This is your mind on plants’. It’s quite good. Though a slow start. Perhaps because I’m quite familiar with the subject. Some interesting anecdotes at times. I had an idea for a story about the 1000th boy to sleep with Betty Black:

  1. Timmy looks out the window of his house on a rainy day.
  2. Just as Timmy is starting to think he’ll be a virgin forever, betty black’s hump wagon appears outside his window.
  3. He opens the door and gets inside the wagon.
  4. 30 seconds later and Timmy has prematurely ejaculated, he’s officially not a virgin. Timmy exits the bus and we see a banner for a new world record: most men slept with in 24 hrs.
  5. With Timmy’s ejaculation, betty has broken the record. She puts a #1000 medal on a now stunned Timmy as paparazzi take photos.